Apples, the indestructible motherfuckers

You would imagine this whole thing is metaphorical. It is not. I just think apple is a strange fruit (no Billie Holiday reference intended). Is apple really anyone’s favorite fruit? Its flavor can be described as average at best and the most popularity it has had is through its alleged health benefits. This is about the most attention I’ve seen being paid to apples:

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” (origin: commonly recited to me as a child)

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