I’m a piece of shit for not writing any original material in a place that is meant for me to write original material. But this is tonight, and so be it.
Oh, and part II is even better:
“You’re so lucky. You’re like a walking poem. Would you rather be some kind of a uh fantasy? Some kind of Disney ride? Is that what you want? Don’t you see this is the good part. This is what you’ve been digging for all this time. Now you finally have it in your hand. The sweet nugget of love. Sweet sad love.”